The Jim Rushe's 10 commandments of unethical business practice...
1. Thou shall not pay for anything, paying bills and debts is for little people.
2. Thou shall not be fearful of the the creditors, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
3. Thou shall not build bridges, what is the point in wasting effort if thou has no intention of crossing them.
4. Thou shall face each problem as it comes and when it does deny all knowledge.
5. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor lovers.
6. Thou shall not borrow other people’s ideas, what would be the point in progress.
7. Thou shall not tell the truth, for no one will believe you anyway, concentrate on lying and deceiving and all will follow.
8. Thou shall be a good debtor, for only when you're are in debt do people listen to you lies and deception.
9. Thou shall swap debt for profit and call it a business transaction.
10. Thou shall never communicate with the fans, communication is a weakness to a dictator.